On the First Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Second Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Third Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Fourth Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Four times the deductible,
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Fifth Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Five cancelled policies!
                      Four times the deductible,
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Sixth Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Six unneeded coverages,
                      Five cancelled policies,
                      Four times the deductible,
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Seventh Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Seven scammers to hack me,
                      Six unneeded coverages,
                      Five cancelled policies,
                      Four times the deductible,
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Eighth Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Eight phone reps dithering,
                      Seven scammers to hack me,
                      Six unneeded coverages,
                      Five cancelled policies,
                      Four times the deductible,
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Ninth Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Nine journalists bloviating,
                      Eight phone reps dithering,
                      Seven scammers to hack me,
                      Six unneeded coverages,
                      Five cancelled policies,
                      Four times the deductible,
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Tenth Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Ten dems a-dodging,
                      Nine journalists bloviating,
                      Eight phone reps dithering,
                      Seven scammers to hack me,
                      Six unneeded coverages,
                      Five cancelled policies,
                      Four times the deductible,
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Eleventh Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Eleven million regulations,
                      Ten dems a-dodging,
                      Nine journalists a-bloviating,
                      Eight phone reps dithering,
                      Seven scammers to hack me,
                      Six unneeded coverages,
                      Five cancelled policies,
                      Four times the deductible,
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                      A website that crashed constantly!
                      
                      On the Twelfth Day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
                      Twelve thousand excuses,
                      Eleven million regulations,
                      Ten dems a-dodging,
                      Nine journalists bloviating,
                      Eight phone reps dithering,
                      Seven scammers to hack me,
                      Six unneeded coverages,
                      Five cancelled policies,
                      Four times the deductible,
                      Three times the premium,
                      Two weeks of typing and
                    A website that crashed constantly!