On a Sears hairdryer.
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"Do
not use while sleeping." |
On a bag of Fritos.
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"You
could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." |
On a bar of Dial soap.
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"Directions:
Use like regular soap." |
On some Swanson frozen dinners.
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"Serving
suggestion: Defrost." (of course, it's just a suggestion) |
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert.
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Printed
on bottom: "Do not turn upside down." |
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding.
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"Product
will be hot after heating." |
On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
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"Do
not iron clothes on body." |
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine.
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"Do
not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." |
On Nytol Sleep Aid.
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"Warning:
May cause drowsiness." |
On most brands of Christmas lights.
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"For
indoor or outdoor use only." |
On a Japanese food processor.
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"Not
to be used for the other use." |
On Sainsbury's peanuts.
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"Warning:
contains nuts." |
On an American Airlines packet of nuts.
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Instructions:
"Open packet, eat nuts." |
On a child's superman costume.
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"Wearing
of this garment does not enable you to fly." |
On a Swedish chainsaw.
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"Do not attempt to stop
chain with your hands or genitals."
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